I'm an Ogre, Dear

I'm an ogre, dear
       No! (repeat)
gonna gnaw your knees
gonna get your ear
what can I eat please?

gonna fry your eyes
I'll grill your elbows
gonna toast your thighs
I think you're too slow

gonna crunch your nose
gonna chew your feet
gonna munch your toes
I like that sweet treat

gonna take your thumb
I'll bite your belly
gonna bake your bum
it's good with jelly

now I can't chase you
       Yay! (repeat)
I'm way too hungry
I know what I'll do
there's an apple tree.

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This is a poem for my kids.  It's a call and response piece, where after every line they get to yell, "No!" until the last stanza where they yell "Yay!" Written for Father's Day.