Tuesday, September 29

Ideas That Don't Deserve an Entire Post

Bad move: never give hippies money, because then they breed and make more hippies, and the sidewalks are covered in peace and benevolence, and no one goes to work.

One day, when we clone ourselves, and enslave them with our menial labor, those times will seem pleasant, at least until our clones rise up and throw us into the very pits they dug for us.

Hey kid, don't go in the play structure or else the Ketchup Monster will get you.
What about the Ranch Monster?
Yup, him too.

She fell down herself.

You know you're married to the right person when you don't want a divorce.

Goldfish crackers have neither gold nor fish in them. They should be called Wheatcheese crackers.

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