Collected Haiku #42

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if a boy asks you
to come by at five am
make sure there's waffles

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poet mocks kung fu
chuck norris roundhouses haiku
publishers tremble

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internal critic
whispers, "someday words will dry,
your mind a desert"

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the violinist
stygian flat cap perches
melodic raven

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child's first tooth tumbles
a tiny detail in hand
little things matter

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fortune cookie says
“today your luck is super,
chuck norris better”

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doctors, scientists
children can be anything
except chuck norris

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diversify stocks
dividends are for the win
as are new recruits
#eav

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mods have the power
to erase your existence
even mid ... ...

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