Collected Haiku #43

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today is a gift
in which I always receive
a package of socks

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promotion an act
of self love: many artists
never reach denouement

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oh no! this haiku
devised a cunning ambush
to surprise poet

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freaking iambic
pentameter, shakespeare you
ruined everything

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"juliet, you rock!"
"romeo, wherefore art thou?"
"she's dead!" *drinks poison*

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he's the lightning man
eye sockets channel cyan
crackle where he stands

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every reaction
within social media
a dancing poem

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aliens arrive
smelly tentacles with hair
and they enjoy hugs

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illogical thoughts
valid in the realm of dreams
where ambition lives

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