Monday, October 1

The World's Largest Booger


the world's largest booger
was lifted by a crane
from it's former owner
and traveled here by train

the museum has a sign
"Do Not Eat The Booger"
since to a toddler mind

snot tastes just like sugar

how did so much mucus
(it's over twelve feet wide!)
fit through a nose, unless
only afterwards it dried


1 comment:

  1. Ughh!! just the thought and I'm just about to have my tea :) must have come from that giant with the 'catarrh' :)) (guitar .. hoo hoo .. image from facebook) bet your kids will be howling laughing with this Matt. - Lib